we're blogging at a bar
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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