I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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