drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
the day after is always just damage control
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Dicks are not precious.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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