She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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