It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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