Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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