Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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