I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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