Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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