Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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