dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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