i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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