Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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