Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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