Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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