Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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