at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
The best revenge is premature balding
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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