Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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