Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Oh god it's open bar.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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