CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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