two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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