walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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