hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You have to summon your inner elephant
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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