i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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