I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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