please come you make the beer taste better
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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