Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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