brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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