Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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