Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
