Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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