Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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