I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Randomize
