It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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