No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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