You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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