i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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