I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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