I want to walk on stilts...naked
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Randomize
