trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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