So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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