Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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