Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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