I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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