lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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