On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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