No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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