I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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