so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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