I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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